All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, Kids.

There Hasn't Been A Scandal This Big At The C.i.a. Since (classified) Committed (censored) To (redacted).

Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.

I Have A Generally Liberal Audience, But They Will Applaud When I Nail A Liberal Lion.

Make No Mistake - They're Coming For Our Guns. And We Freedom-loving Gun Lovers Are Totally Defenseless! Other Than, You Know, The Guns.

If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone Else Is Miserable.