All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

I've Done More Than I Thought I Was Ever Going To Do. I've Had A Very Long And Very Satisfying Career.