All Bayonets Are Bad.

It's True I've Got No Shirts To Wear; It's True My Butcher's Bill Is Due; It's True My Prospects All Look Blue - But Don't Let That Unsettle You.

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.

Poverty Is Obsolete And Hunger Is Abolished

Deerstalking Would Be A Very Fine Sport If Only The Deer Had Guns.

The Happiest Hour A Sailor Sees Is When He's Down At An Inland Town, With His Nancy On His Knees, Yo Ho! And His Arm Around Her Waist!