All Bayonets Are Bad.

When A Felon S Not Engaged In His Employment, Or Maturing His Felonious Little Plans, His Capacity For Innocent Enjoyment Is Just As Great As Any Honest Mans.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?