My Definition Of The Ideal Man Is

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, And Lessens The Frictions Of Social Contacts.

A Man's Home May Seem To Be His Castle On The Outside; Inside Is More Often His Nursery.

Advertising Has Done More To Cause The Social Unrest Of The 20th Century Than Any Other Single Factor.

They [democrats] Are The Troubadours And The Crooners Of Catastrophe.

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.