My Definition Of The Ideal Man Is

No Woman Has Ever So Comforted The Distressed Or Distressed The Comfortable. On Eleanor Roosevelt.

Thoughts Have No Sex.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.

Middle Age Is The Way You Would Feel About Summer If You Knew There Would Never Be Another Spring.

Women Do Generally Manage To Love The Guys They Marry More Than They Manage To Marry The Guys They Love.