Alcohol Is Really Just The Liquid Version

I Don't Know What My Fans Are Going To Think. It's Definitely Not What They're Used To From Me.

Human Sacrifice! Dogs And Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!

I Always Want To Say To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous: 'try Being Rich First'. See If That Doesn't Cover Most Of It. There's Not Much Downside To Being Rich, Other Than Paying Taxes And Having Your Relatives Ask You For Money. But When You Become Famous, You End Up With A 24-hour Job.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas Trees Around The House, So It Smells Good.

You Can Handle Just About Anything That Comes At You Out On The Road With A Believable Grin, Common Sense And Whiskey.