Alcohol Is Really Just The Liquid Version

You Have To Hope That [good Things] Happen To You. [...] That's The Only Thing We Really, Surely Have, Is Hope. You Hope That You Can Be Alive, That Things Will Happen To You That You'll Actually Witness, That You'll Participate In. Rather Than Life Just Rolling Over You, And You Wake Up And It's Thursday, And What Happened To Monday? Whatever The Best Part Of My Life Has Been, Has Been As A Result Of That Remembering.

The Human Condition Means That We Can Zone Out And Forget What The Hell We're Doing.

Common Sense Is Like Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most Never Use It.

People Say I'm Difficult And Sometimes That's A Badge Of Honour.

People Confuse Friendship And Relaxation. It's Incredibly Important To Be Relaxed - You Don't Have A Chance If You're Not Relaxed. So I Try Very Hard To Relax Any Kind Of Tension. But Friendship Is Different.