Alcohol Gives You Infinite Patience For Stupidity.

With An Ocean Between You And Your European Friends, You Have To Keep Them In Your Heart.

Marilyn And I Were Rumored To Be An Item. We Were Friends. Nothing More. Marilyn Was One Of The Sweetest Creatures That Ever Lived.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.

My Mother Was Born In San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, Colored And Married To A White Woman. When I Move Into A Neighborhood, People Start Running Four Ways At The Same Time.

May Was Young And Beautiful, We Were Legally Married, But She Was Caught In The Prison Of My Skin.