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Golf Is A Particularly Severe Strain Upon The Amiability Of The Average Person's Temper, And In No Other Game, Except Bridge, Is Serenity Of Disposition So Essential.

Unconsciousness Of Self Is Not So Much Unselfishness As It Is The Mental Ability To Extinguish All Thought Of One's Self - Exactly As One Turns Out The Light.

To The Old Saying That Man Built The House But Woman Made Of It A 'home' Might Be Added The Modern Supplement That Woman Accepted Cooking As A Chore But Man Has Made Of It A Recreation.

A Lady Never Asks A Gentleman To Dance, Or To Go To Supper With Her.

To Be A Good Sportsman, One Must Be A Stoic And Never Show Rancor In Defeat, Or Triumph In Victory, Or Irritation, No Matter What Annoyance Is Encountered. One Who Can Not Help Sulking, Or Explaining, Or Protesting When The Loser, Or Exulting When The Winner, Has No Right To Take Part In Games Or Contests.