Alas! It Is True: "be Polite To

To Tell A Lie In Cowardice, To Tell A Lie For Gain, Or To Avoid Deserved Punishment--are All The Blackest Of Black Lies.

To The Old Saying That Man Built The House But Woman Made Of It A 'home' Might Be Added The Modern Supplement That Woman Accepted Cooking As A Chore But Man Has Made Of It A Recreation.

To Be A Good Sportsman, One Must Be A Stoic And Never Show Rancor In Defeat, Or Triumph In Victory, Or Irritation, No Matter What Annoyance Is Encountered. One Who Can Not Help Sulking, Or Explaining, Or Protesting When The Loser, Or Exulting When The Winner, Has No Right To Take Part In Games Or Contests.

There Is A Big Deposit Of Sympathy In The Bank Of Love, But Don't Draw Out Little Sums Every Hour Or So - So That By And By, When Perhaps You Need It Badly, It Is All Drawn Out And You Yourself Don't Know How Or On What It Was Spent.

Never Say "au Revoir" Unless You Have Been Talking French, Or Are Speaking To A French Person.