I'm Not Going To Stop Torturing Myself

If At First You Don't Succeed - Give It Up. It Isn't Worth The Pain.

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.

Ah, Sweet Pity. Where Would My Love Life Be Without It?

A Lot Of American Shows Don't Last For As Long As 12 Episodes. They Get Cut After One. But Certainly One Of The Great Things About The Office In Particular Was That There Was A Beginning, A Middle And An End.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson