Ah, Beer, My One Weakness. My Achille's

A Guest Never Forgets The Host Who Has Treated Him Kindly.

Greetings, Friends. Do You Wish To Look As Happy As Me? Well, You've Got The Power Inside You Right Now. So Use It And Send One Dollar To Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't Delay. Eternal Happiness Is Just A Dollar Away.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

Sensitive Love Letters Are My Specialty. 'dear Baby, Welcome To Dumpsville. Population: You.'

Few Sons Attain The Praise Of Their Great Sires And Most Their Sires Disgrace.