Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.

Foreign Newspapers: If They've Got Nothing To Hide, How Come They Don't Print Them In English?

Keep Your Facts, I'm Going With The Truth.

The Only Thing That Gets Me High Is The Musky Scent Of My Enemy's Fear

Life Is Chaotic And Unpredictable. If A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In One Part Of The World, It Could Cause People At The Opposite End Of The Globe To Watch A Discovery Channel Special On Butterflies

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.