Age Has Been The Perfect Fire Extinguisher

Beware Of The Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt.

It Is Better To Ride A Pony Than A Horse Which Throws You.

There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel For India, But It's That Of An Oncoming Train Which Will Run Them Over.

It's Always Darkest Before The Dawn. So If You're Going To Steal Your Neighbor's Newspaper, That's The Time To Do It.

Wickets Are Like Wives, You Never Know Which Way They Will Turn!