If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.

A Blonde Girl Wearing A Man's Shirt But In All Other Visible Respects Unmanly To The Point Of Outright Effeminacy.

It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't Finally Actually Really Sit On His Hat.

He Who Truly Believes He Has A Hangover Has No Hangover.

I Wish I Could Have A Little Tape-and-loudspeaker Arrangement Sewn Into The Binding Of This Magazine, To Be Triggered Off By The Light Reflected From The Reader's Eyes On To This Part Of The Page, And Set To Bawl Out At Several Bels: More Will Mean Worse.