If You Can't Annoy Somebody, There Is

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

If You Are Using An Adverb, You Have Got The Verb Wrong.

Politics Is A Thing That Only The Unsophisticated Can Really Go For.

Be Glad You're Fifty - Andthat You Got There While Things Were Nice,in A World Worth Looking At Twice.so Here's Wishing You Many More Years,but Not All That Many. Cheers!

How Wrong People Always Were When They Said: 'it's Better To Know The Worst Than Go On Not Knowing Either Way.' No; They Had It Exactly The Wrong Way Round. Tell Me The Truth, Doctor, I'd Sooner Know. But Only If The Truth Is What I Want To Hear.