There Is A Sort Of Charm In

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

Silence Is Said To Be Golden, But The Best Fools The World Has Ever Produced Had Nothing To Say On The Subject

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

True Wisdom Is Plenty Of Experience, Observation, And Reflection. False Wisdom Is Plenty Of Ignorance, Arrogance, And Impudence.