Adore, V.t. To Venerate Expectantly.

An Accident Is An Inevitable Occurrence Due To The Actions Of Immutable Natural Laws.

Ink, N. A Villainous Compound Of Tannogallate Of Iron, Gum-arabic, And Water, Chiefly Used To Facilitate The Infection Of Idiocy And Promote Intellectual Crime.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.

Ubiquity, N. The Gift Or Power Of Being In All Places At One Time, But Not In All Places At All Times, Which Is Omnipresence, An Attribute Of God And The Luminiferous Ether Only.

Mayonnaise: One Of The Sauces Which Serve The French In Place Of A State Religion.