Adage, N. Boned Wisdom For Weak Teeth.

Kiss. N. A Word Invented By The Poets As A Rhyme For "bliss".

Deinotherium, N. An Extinct Pachyderm That Flourished When The Pterodactyl Was In Fashion. The Latter Was A Native Of Ireland, Its Name Being Pronounced Terry Dactyl Or Peter O'dactyl, As The Man Pronouncing It May Chance To Have Heard It Spoken Or Seen It Printed.

Critic, N. A Person Who Boasts Himself Hard To Please Because Nobody Tries To Please Him.

Expostulation, N. One Of The Many Methods By Which Fools Prefer To Lose Their Friends.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.