Adage, N. Boned Wisdom For Weak Teeth.

Year: A Period Of Three Hundred And Sixty-five Disappointments.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Male, A Member Of The Unconsidered Or Negligible Gender. The Male Of The Human Race Is Commonly Known To The Female As Mere Man. The Genus Has Two Varieties: Good Providers And Bad Providers.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Jealous, Adj. Unduly Concerned About The Preservation Of That Which Can Be Lost Only If Not Worth Keeping.