Actually, The Zapping Light Was Kinda Like

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.

Arrayed In A New Body Another Mother May Someday Give Birth So That With Stronger Limbs And Brighter Mind The Old Soul Shall Take The Road To Earth Again.

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

I'm From A Family Of Teachers. My Father Would Drown Me In The Bathtub If My Daughter Didn't Graduate From College. I Don't Care Who She Is Or What She Does. Just Get The Diploma.

I Am Not A Bat. ~rephaim