Actually, I Have No Regard For Money.

These Are Bagpipes. I Understand The Inventor Of The Bagpipes Was Inspired When He Saw A Man Carrying An Indignant, Asthmatic Pig Under His Arm. Unfortunately, The Man-made Sound Never Equalled The Purity Of The Sound Achieved By The Pig.

You Think She's Pretty, You Ought To See My Slingshot!

I Always Take The Audience Into Account.

To Make A Great Film You Need Three Things - The Script, The Script And The Script.

Reality Is Something That None Of Us Can Stand, At Any Time.