Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

I Do Not Like A High-organized Church. I Think That As Soon As The Congregation Reaches A Level Of One Hundred Or So People, It Is Time To Build A New Church. As Soon As The Congregation Gets To The Point Where You Are Not On Fairly Intimate Terms With Every Other Person In That Church, Then You Have Become A Theater Where People Can Attend Services. I Do Not Think You Can Attend A Church Service. Service Is Not Something Which Is There To Be Viewed As If It Were A Play Or A Movie.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Think About That Little Red-haired Girl... I Don't Ever Want To Forget Her Face, But If I Don't Forget Her Face, I'll Go Crazy... How Can I Remember The Face I Can't Forget? Suddenly I'm Writing Country Western Music!

Are You Upset Little Friend? Have You Been Lying Awake Worrying? Well, Don't Worry...i'm Here. The Flood Waters Will Recede, The Famine Will End, The Sun Will Shine Tomorrow, And I Will Always Be Here To Take Care Of You.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!