Abnormal Is So Common, It's Practically Normal.

The Future's A Weirder Place Than We Thought It Would Be When We Were Little Kids.

I Just Sit Down And The Page Just Comes Out And I Look At It And The Elements That Appear On That Page Have A Lot To Do With What's Going On In My Life.

I Fireballed Him As He Was Seeking Out Treasure After We Wiped Out A Band Of Orcs, Playing Rock-paper-scissors With Each Orc To Determine Who Would Prevail In Combat. This Is A Lot More Exciting Than It Sounds. It's Quite Civilized, And A Little Weird. You Go Running After Someone Through The Woods, Catch Up With Him, Bare Your Teeth, And Sit Down To Play A Little Roshambo.

We're Going To Fight This Battle With Everything We Have, And We Will Probably Lose. But Then We Will Fight It Again, And We Will Lose A Little Less, For This Battle Will Win Us Many Supporters. And Then We'll Lose *again*. And *again*. And We Will Fight On. Because As Hard As It Is To Win By Fighting, It's Impossible To Win By Doing Nothing.

Each Generation Of Rabbis Is Necessarily Less Perfect Than The Rabbis That Came Before, Since Each Generation Is More Removed From The Perfection Of The Garden. Therefore, No Rabbi Is Allowed To Overturn Any Of His Forebears' Wisdom, Since They Are All, By Definition, Smarter Than Him.