A Young Man Is A Theory, An

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

Indignation Does No Good Unless It Is Backed With A Club Of Sufficient Size To Awe The Opposition.

A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Few Men Progress, Except As They Are Pushed Along By Events.