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One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.