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Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

The Greatest Thing In The World Is For A Man To Be Able To Do Something Well, And Say Nothing About It.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.