A Writer's Job Is To Tell The

I Try To Look Nice. I Comb My Hair, I Tie My Tie, I Put On A Jacket, But I Draw The Line When It Comes To Trimming My Eyebrows. You Work With What You Got.

Not Many People In This World Are As Lucky As I've Been. ... All This Time I've Been Paid To Say What Is On My Mind On Television. You Don't Get Any Luckier In Life Than That.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray For Someone When I Don't Have The Strength To Help Him In Some Other Way.

Art Is A By-product Of An Honest And Successful Attempt To Do Something Well.