A Writer's Job Is To Tell The

I Just Wish Insignificance Had More Stature.

I'm Already Suspicious Of Anyone Who Thinks He Or She Is Smart Enough To Be President. You'd Have To Have Some Ego To Believe That About Yourself.

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

I Obviously Have A Knack For Getting On Paper What A Lot Of People Have Thought And Didn't Realize They Thought. And They Say, 'hey, Yeah!' And They Like That.

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.