A Writer Of Fiction Lives In Fear.

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

Do You Like Vegetables?" Sophie Asked, Hoping To Steer The Conversation Towards A Slightly Less Dangerous Kind Of Food. "you Is Trying To Change The Subject," The Giant Said Sternly. "we Is Having An Interesting Babblement About The Taste Of The Human Bean. The Human Bean Is Not A Vegetable.

You Ignorant Little Slug!" The Trunchbull Bellowed. "you Witless Weed! You Empty-headed Hamster! You Stupid Glob Of Glue!

Words," He Said, "is Oh Such A Twitch-tickling Problem To Me All My Life.

You Can Write About Anything For Children As Long As You've Got Humour.