A Women's Greatest Asset Is Her Beauty.

An Erection At Will Is The Moral Equivalent Of A Valid Credit Card.

We May Eventually Come To Realize That Chastity Is No More A Virtue Than Malnutrition.

Remember, When You Hear Them Beginning To Say "freedom" Look Carefully-. See Who It Is They Want You To Butcher.

For Poets That Have Had My Luck, Seldom Write When They Can Kiss.

Two Weeks Is About The Ideal Length Of Time To Retire.