The Telephone Is The Most Important Single

There Are Only Two Guidelines In Good Sex, Don't Do Anything You Don't Really Enjoy And Find Out What Are Your Partner Needs And Dont Balk Them If You Can Help It.

An Erection At Will Is The Moral Equivalent Of A Valid Credit Card.

We May Eventually Come To Realize That Chastity Is No More A Virtue Than Malnutrition.

Two Weeks Is About The Ideal Length Of Time To Retire.

For Poets That Have Had My Luck, Seldom Write When They Can Kiss.