A Woman's Best Protection Is A Little

The Main Thing Is To Get What Little Happiness There Is Out Of Life In This Wartorn World Because ‘these Are The Good Old Days’ Now.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

It Is Matrimonial Suicide To Be Jealous When You Have A Really Good Reason.

Lying Increases The Creative Faculties, Expands The Ego, And Lessens The Frictions Of Social Contacts.