A White Boy That Makes C's In

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.

The Key To Staying Together Is Making Sure You Guys Like Each Other And Need Each Other.

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

I Took My Alds Test. You Start Reflecting... You Start Thinking About Every Nasty, Skank-ass... It's Like The Movie Scrooge, And The Ghost Of Pussy Past Comes.