A White Boy That Makes C's In

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

Is America Ready For A Black President? Well, I Say We Just Had A Retarded One. When Did Being Black Become A Bigger Deterrent Than Being Retarded?

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.