A Wedding Is Like A Funeral, But

When I Left Maine, I Always Wanted To Be A Working Actor. I Never Cared Too Much About Being The Star. I Just Wanted To Do The Work And Get On With It.

Oh, She's My Bodyguard. I Mean, I'm A Married Man, And The Last Thing You Need In That Situation Is To Be Considered A Sexy Individual. But I Try To Never Let This Whole Mcdreamy Thing Really Influence Us. I'm Trying To Just Have A Calm Family Life, To Make My Marriage Work. It's Not As If When My Wife Asks Me To Take Out The Trash, I Say, 'um, Honey, Don't You Realize That I'm Too Sexy For That'? Well, Actually, I Do, But She Gives Me Crap For It.

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