A True Friend Is A Friend When

O Friend Unseen, Unborn, Unknown, Student Of Our Sweet English Tongue, I Never Indulge In Poetics - Unless I Am Down With Rheumatics.

To Open His Lips Is Crime In A Plain Citizen.

He Hath Freedom Whoso Beareth A Clean And Constant Heart Within.

Let No One Pay Me Honor With Tears, Nor Celebrate My Funeral Rites With Weeping.

The Victor Is Not Victorious If The Vanquished Does Not Consider Himself So