A Theology Whose God Is A Metaphor

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.

The Grand Style Is Available Now Only In Old Poems, Museums, And Parodies.

In Love As In Art, Good Technique Helps.

Journalism Never Admits That Nothing Much Is Happening.

To Understand Someone, Find Out How He Spends His Money.