A "take" Is An Opportunity To Fail

I Hope To God I Don't Win An Oscar Tomorrow Night. It Would Really Depress Me If I Did. I Really Don't Deserve It. It Wasn't That Important A Part Anyhow.

Blame Is For God And Small Children.

Stories? We All Spend Our Lives Telling Them, About This, About That, About People … But Some? Some Stories Are So Good We Wish They’d Never End. They’re So Gripping That We’ll Go Without Sleep Just To See A Little Bit More. Some Stories Bring Us Laughter And Sometimes They Bring Us Tears … But Isn’t That What A Great Story Does? Makes You Feel? Stories That Are So Powerful … They Really Are With Us Forever.

I Envy People Who Can Just Look At A Sunset. I Wonder How You Can Shoot It. There Is Nothing More Grotesque To Me Than A Vacation.

Canada Is Like A Nice Family Living Over A Biker Bar . . . They Keep Telling The Downstairs Neighbors To Keep Down The Noise, People Are Trying To Sleep.