A Story About My Life Would Be

I Love Going To Art Galleries. The Tate Modern Is One Of My Favourite Things To Do. But I Don't Invest In The History Of It And I Don't Read Up On It. I Am A Guy Who Would Buy A Print Rather Than Buy An Original.

I Actually Went To Drama School At The Royal Scottish Academy Of Music & Drama In Glasgow, So I Stayed In My Home Town The Whole Time. However, I See More Of My Friends Now Than I Did Then. It's Strange.

Girls Didn't Really Take Much Interest In Me Until I Was About 14. But I Knew How To Talk To Them Very Quickly. What I Figured Out - That My Friends Didn't - Was You Have To Talk To Women Like You're Not Constantly Trying To Have Sex With Them. That Seemed To Work.

I've Seen Beautiful Actresses Get Spat At Or Just Someone Trying To Get A Rise Out Of Them So They Can Get An Extra Hundred Bucks For A Photo. It's Really Rough.

I Always Have A Beard Between Jobs. I Just Let It Grow Until They Pay Me To Shave It. People Are Quite Surprised It's Ginger. Sometimes They Ask Me If Dye My Hair And I Always Say 'wow, No!' I'm 'trans-ginger.'