(a Smile) Costs Nothing, But Creates Much.

You Cannot Teach A Man Anything, You Can Only Help Him Find It Within Himself.

If You Want To Know How To Make People Shun You And Laugh At You Behind Your Back And Even Despise You, Here Is The Recipe: Never Listen To Anyone For Long. Talk Incessantly About Yourself. If You Have An Idea While The Other Person Is Talking, Don't Wait For Him Or Her To Finish: Bust Right In And Interrupt In The Middle Of A Sentence.

There Is A Certain Degree Of Satisfaction In Having The Courage To Admit One's Errors. It Not Only Clears Up The Air Of Guilt And Defensiveness, But Often Helps Solve The Problem Created By The Error

The Man Who Starts Out Going Nowhere, Generally Gets There.

Each Nation Feels Superior To Other Nations. That Breeds Patriotism - And Wars.