A Shelf Of Classics For Our Young

I Believe In Nothing That I Cannot Touch, Kiss, Embrace.... The Rest Is Only Hearsay.

If There's Anyone Still Present Whom I've Failed To Insult . . . I Apologize.

Be A Half-assed Crusader, A Part-time Fanatic. Don't Worry To Much About The Fate Of The World. Saving The World Is Only A Hobby. Get Out There And Enjoy The World, Your Girlfriend, Your Boyfriend, Husbands Wives; Climb Mountains, Run Rivers, Get Drunk, Do Whatever You Want To Do While You Can, Before It's Too Late.

All Power Rests On Hierarchy: An Army Is Nothing But A Well-organized Lynch Mob.

The Only Thing Worse Than A Knee-jerk Liberal Is A Knee-pad Conservative.