A Sense Of The Value Of Time...

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

The Pleasure Of Doing A Thing In The Same Way At The Same Time Every Day, And Savoring It, Should Be Noted.

Good Taste Is Better Than Bad Taste, But Bad Taste Is Better Than No Taste.

Being A Husband Is A Whole-time Job.

Falsehood Often Lurks Upon The Tongue Of Him, Who, By Self-praise, Seeks To Enhance His Value In The Eyes Of Others.