A Schmuck Is A General Term Of

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

Ten Years Ago If You Would Have Told Me That Mrs. Clinton Would Be The Frontrunner For The Democratic Nomination, I'd Have Never Believed You. Her Only Qualifications For Office Are That She's Mr. Clinton's Partner. And What Does That Mean? The Two Of Them Stand For Dishonesty And Corruption.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

The Key Is That I'm Always Relevant. Some Of These Comedians Have Nothing To Say. They Don't Have Any Ideas So It's "f" This And "f" That. They Give You A Whole Series Of Swear Words And It's Really Just A Way For Them To Get Themselves Out Of Trouble When They Can't Come Up With Anything. They're Irrelevant And Ridiculous.

It's Not A Query Of Staying Wholesome. It's A Query Of Discovering A Illness You Want.