A Recent Survey Or North American Males

We Don’t Need Any More Heroes; We Just Need Someone To Take Out The Recycling.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.

I Need Someone To Protect Me From All The Measures They Take In Order To Protect Me.

The Art World Is The Biggest Joke Going. It's A Rest Home For The Overprivileged, The Pretentious, And The Weak. And Modern Art Is A Disgrace - Never Have So Many People Used So Much Stuff And Taken So Long To Say So Little.

There Are Four Basic Human Needs; Food, Sleep, Sex And Revenge.