A Really Busy Person Never Knows How

A Man Has His Clothes Made To Fit Him; A Woman Makes Herself Fit Her Clothes.

A Reasonable Probability Is The Only Certainty.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

In Thousands Of Years There Has Been No Advance In Public Morals, In Philosophy, In Religion Or In Politics, But The Advance In Business Has Been The Greatest Miracle The World Has Ever Known.