A Really Busy Person Never Knows How

Everyone Suffers Wrongs For Which There Is No Remedy

I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The Politest Form Of Fighting Known.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

Good Manners Do More For A Man That Good Looks.

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.