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Although We Have, In Theory, Abolished Human Slavery, Recognized Women's Rights, And Stopped Child Labor, We Continue To Enslave Other Species Who, If We Simply Pay Attention, Show Quite Clearly That They Experience Parental Love, Pain, And The Desire For Freedom, Just As We Do.

Pigeons Are Gentle And Smart And Have Complex Social Relationships. Their Hearing And Vision Are Both Excellent.

Winners Don't Eat Wieners.

In The End, I Think It Would Be Lovely If We Stopped This Whole Notion Of Pets Altogether.

Most Americans, Like Most Japanese, View Their Dogs, Cats, And Other Animal Companions As Family Members, And Rightly So.