A Poor Relation—is The Most Irrelevant Thing

You Look Wise, Pray Correct That Error.

I Even Think That, Sentimentally, I Am Disposed To Harmony. But Organically I Am Incapable Of A Tune.

Tis The Privilege Of Friendship To Talk Nonsense, And To Have Nonsense Respected.

A Clear Fire, A Clean Hearth, And The Rigour Of The Game.

Dehortations From The Use Of Strong Liquors Have Been The Favourite Topic Of Sober Declaimers In All Ages, And Have Been Received With Abundance Of Applause By Water-drinking Critics. But With The Patient Himself, The Man That Is To Be Cured, Unfortunately Their Sound Has Seldom Prevailed.