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The Cardinal Rule For Hosting The Miss Usa And Miss Universe Beauty Pageants Is To Expect The Unexpected.

I Can Tell You That I'd Rather Be Kissed By My Dogs Than By Some People I've Known.

I Think That Age As A Number Is Not Nearly As Important As Health. You Can Be In Poor Health And Be Pretty Miserable At 40 Or 50. If You're In Good Health, You Can Enjoy Things Into Your 80s.

I'd Like To See Animals Removed From The Entertainment Business. Chimpanzees And Apes Won't Perform Unless You Beat Them. Circuses Keep Elephants In Chains 90 Percent Of The Time. Elephants Need Freedom Of Movement. In Circuses, They Live In Cramped Quarters, Which Is Not The Life Intended For Them By Nature. Some Are Beaten Daily, Forced To Do Ridiculous Tricks And Robbed Of Every Shred Of Dignity.

Nothing Gives Me Quite So Much Joy As When People Tell Me They've Had Their Pets Spayed Or Neutered.