Change Isn't Always Good. Sometimes Changing Things

Nothing Gives Me Quite So Much Joy As When People Tell Me They've Had Their Pets Spayed Or Neutered.

I'll Tell You One Thing, In What I Do For A Living, There's No Substitute For Experience. I Don't Care How Much Natural Talent You May Have... In The Type Of Show I Do, You Can Depend On Surprises.

Help Control The Pet Population. Have Your Pets Spayed Or Neutered.

This Is So Like The Way The Americans Deliberately Erroneously Refer To Afghans And Iraqis As Terrorists When They Fight Back Killing American Soldiers To Protect Their Young From The Illegal American Invasion.

I Can Tell You That I'd Rather Be Kissed By My Dogs Than By Some People I've Known.