A Perfect Run Has Nothing To Do

Every Day You've Got Running Shoes On, It's A Good Day.

The Filmmakers Who I'm Pining To Work For Aren't Ringing My Phone Off The Hook.

I Don't Want To Play The Fat Guy Or The Friend For The Rest Of My Life

When Somebody Brings Up A Movie (of Mine) That I Haven't Heard About In A Long Time, I Feel Like A 70-year-old Pitcher At A Bar Somewhere, And Somebody Walks In And Says, 'oh, My God, I Was In St. Louis And I Saw You. You Pitched A Shutout.' It's Real. I Really Did Do That, Because Someone Today Remembers It.

It's Shocking How Sophisticated Little Kids Can Be, When It Comes To Behaving In A Professional Manner, And That's A Credit To Their Parents.