A Parade Looks Like A Bunch Of

It's Interesting To Be An Adult And To Have That Level Of Ignorance About Something, Because The Nice Part About Is You Get That Discovery. The Learning Curve Is So Rich And Steep.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

For Me And Most Of My Friends Who Are Comedians, If You've Been Doing Comedy For A While, Your Tolerance For Things Actually Moves. I Find It Very Hard To Be Shocked, And When Other People Aggressively Take Offense To Something, I'm Sometimes Confused.