Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
A New Cologne Is Coming Out. It's For Cowboys, And It's Made From Cow's Manure. That Way The Women Will Be On You Like Flies!
-Bill Maher
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
A New Cologne Is Coming Out. It's
Bill Maher
A New Cologne Is Coming Out. It's For Cowboys, And It's Made From Cow's Manure. That Way The Women Will Be On You Like Flies!
Views: 13
Topic
Funny
Humor
Cowboy
More From Bill Maher
The Only Way For Mankind To Survive Is For Religion To Die.
Way
Mankind
Dies
If You Belonged To A Political Party Or A Social Club That Was Tied To As Much Bigotry, Misogyny, Homophobia, Violence, And Sheer Ignorance As Religion Is, You'd Resign In Protest. To Do Otherwise Is To Be An Enabler, A Mafia Wife.
Party
Ignorance
Wife
Down In Texas, Rick Perry Announced He Will Not Run For Reelection. He Said 'i Executed One Last Woman, That Fertilizer Plant Exploded, I Returned Abortions To Back Alleys Where It Belongs, My Work Here Is Done.' I Think That's What He Said, He Was Chewing A Crayon.
Running
Thinking
Back Alleys
When Those Myths Were Created, When The Bible Was Written, Man Didn't Know What An Atom Or A Germ Was, Or Where The Sun Went At Night, Or Why The Women Got Pregnant. [laughs.] They Needed Stories To Answer The Questions.
Night
Men
Laughing
Faith Means Making A Virtue Out Of Not Thinking. It's Nothing To Brag About...religion Is Dangerous Because It Allows Human Beings, Who Don't Have All The Answers, To Think That They Do.
Mean
Thinking
Atheism
Trending Author
Will Eisner
Jon Ronson
Mandy Moore
Alan Price
Richard Pryor
John Forbes Nash
Category
Information