A Modern School Where Football Is Taught.

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

Pleonasm, N. An Army Of Words Escorting A Corporal Of Thought.

Conversation: A Fair For The Display Of The Minor Mental Commodities, Each Exhibitor Being Too Intent Upon The Arrangement Of His Own Wares To Observe Those Of His Neighbor.

Don't Board With The Devil If You Wish To Be Fat.

Trust, N. In American Politics, A Large Corporation Composed In Greater Part Of Thrifty Working Men, Widows Of Small Means, Orphans In The Care Of Guardians And The Courts, With Many Similar Malefactors And Public Enemies.