A Minister Has To Be Able To

A Book Is A Gift You Can Open Again And Again.

I Think The Most Un-american Thing You Can Say Is, 'you Can't Say That.'

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.

Beauty Isn't Worth Thinking About; What's Important Is Your Mind. You Don't Want A Fifty-dollar Haircut On A Fifty-cent Head. ~garrison Keillor

I Think That If Writers Are Tempted To Do Other Things, They Ought To Go Do Other Things. They Should Not Write If They Don't Feel Like It. I Say This As A Competitor. I Am Not Interested In Encouraging People Who Are In Competition With Me.