A Man's Heart May Have A Secret

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.

Love, Like A Chicken Salad Or Restaurant Hash, Must Be Taken With Blind Faith Or It Loses Its Flavor.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.