A Man Walks Into A Pet Shop

A Man Walked Into A Shop And Asked, "how Much Are Your Eggs?" He Said "£1.40 A Dozen". He Then Asked: "how Much Are Your Cracked Ones?" He Said: "35p". He Said: "crack Us Four Dozen."

The Council In Blackpool Have Given The Homeless Bus Passes, But How Would They Know Where To Get Off?

I Said To The Waitress, "there's A Fly Swimming In My Soup." She Said: "you've Got Too Much Soup - He Should Only Be Able To Paddle."

My Father Fought In World War I And Single-handedly Destroyed The Germans' Line Of Communication. He Ate Their Pigeon.

Men Only Go For Skinny Women Because They're Too Weak To Argue - And Salads Are Cheap.