A Man Takes A Drink, The Drink

You've Been Telling Us About How To Secure Peace, But Come On, Now, General-just Among Us Rotarians And Rotary Anns-'fess Up! With Your Great Experience, Don't You Honest, Cross-your-heart, Think That Perhaps-just Maybe-when A Country Has Gone Money-mad, Like All Our Labor Unions And Workmen, With Their Propaganda To Hoist Income Taxes, So That The Thrifty And Industrious Have To Pay For The Shiftless Ne'er-do-weels, Then Maybe, To Save Their Lazy Souls And Get Some Iron Into Them, A War Might Be A Good Thing? Come On, Now, Tell Your Real Middle Name, Mong General!

Thus Carol Hit Upon The Tragedy Of Old Age, Which Is Not That It Is Less Vigorous Than Youth, But That It Is Not Needed By Youth.

The Game (baseball)was A Custom Of His Clan, And It Gave Outlet For The Homicidal And Sides-taking Instincts Which Babbitt Called "patriotism" And "love Of Sport."

You," Said Dr. Yavitch, "are A Middle-road Liberal, And You Haven't The Slightest Idea What You Want. I, Being A Revolutionist, Know Exactly What I Want -- And What I Want Now Is A Drink.

Paris Is One Of The Largest, And Certainly It Is The Pleasantest, Of Modern American Cities.