The Only Rule Is Don't Be Boring.

I'm Not Like Anybody Else. I'm Like An American Princess.

This Is Earth. Isn't It Hot?

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.

It's Been My Dream To Have Four Babies By 30. I Look After Animals, So I'd Have A Lot To Give My Kids.